probably the expensive dog food we get for her, if I had to guess. you know, we call her a princess, but that does not mean she needs to be fed like one.
( it's almost ironic that Graham is not the dog spoiler of the two of them... how does that work... )
( too many things these days... she's not wrong about lunches, though, his mind is too preoccupied to remember his lunch most days. she's kind not to make him suffer until dinner. )
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Date: 2016-04-02 06:34 am (UTC)I feed her the crust because it buys me a few seconds to eat while she chews.
[Also because Emma likes it the least.]
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Date: 2016-04-02 06:43 am (UTC)( look who is turning into the walking lie detector now. at least this superpower only has to do with his wife. )
you could always give your crust to me, you know. I'd eat it for you.
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Date: 2016-04-02 06:53 am (UTC)[Dog food? She'll eat it but it's not her favorite.]
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Date: 2016-04-02 06:58 am (UTC)you know, we call her a princess, but that does not mean she needs to be fed like one.
( it's almost ironic that Graham is not the dog spoiler of the two of them... how does that work... )
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Date: 2016-04-02 07:02 am (UTC)then she shouldn't look at me with those pleading eyes.
[When Marshmallow stops, Emma will stop.]
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Date: 2016-04-02 07:03 am (UTC)I'm afraid that's something you'll have to do on your own.
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Date: 2016-04-02 07:11 am (UTC)I feed you, too.
[No one's in danger of going hungry.]
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Date: 2016-04-02 07:18 am (UTC)( bread is not the best for a dog, but it's also not the worst. she should see the weird stuff the wolf will eat... )
I like to think I feed myself most of the time.
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Date: 2016-04-02 07:26 am (UTC)[How many times has she had to drop a lunch off this week alone?]
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Date: 2016-04-02 07:32 am (UTC)( too many things these days... she's not wrong about lunches, though, his mind is too preoccupied to remember his lunch most days. she's kind not to make him suffer until dinner. )
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Date: 2016-04-02 07:34 am (UTC)And if I'm already spoiling her owner...
[The dog gets a little spoiling, too.
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Date: 2016-04-02 07:39 am (UTC)( their puppy is going to get a tummy at this rate. )
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Date: 2016-04-02 07:49 am (UTC)[It could be worse, Graham.]
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Date: 2016-04-02 07:54 am (UTC)( that's a lie and they both know it. at least when he goes running with the dog, he seems to remotely enjoy it. )
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Date: 2016-04-02 07:57 am (UTC)[ Exercise and a snack, it just makes sense.]
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Date: 2016-04-02 07:59 am (UTC)( sadly, problem not solved. )
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Date: 2016-04-02 08:00 am (UTC)[ once again, problem solved.]
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Date: 2016-04-02 08:02 am (UTC)( what did the heel of pizza ever do to you, Emma. )
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Date: 2016-04-02 08:04 am (UTC)[ so the dogs can have them. ]
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Date: 2016-04-02 08:05 am (UTC)since for some reason you can't give them to your husband.
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Date: 2016-04-02 08:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-04-02 08:13 am (UTC)( for such a lanky guy, when he does bother to eat, he eats plenty. )
I'll be home soon. I promise.
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Date: 2016-04-02 08:15 am (UTC)[And she got more than enough pizza, so he can shovel away as much as he wants.]