I don't believe you. I wouldn't have married a woman that would hold helping a new mother feed all fifteen of her puppies against me. It had to have been in those vows somewhere.
she's given me at least a few kisses, but I did tell her I was married. after having fifteen babies I think we ought to give her the benefit of the doubt.
if I intended to leave you for a dog, I'm fairly certain I'd have done it already.
No, I will come home to the wife that I love even more than these tiny Dalmatians just as soon as the morning shift comes in five hours early, with the night staff out sick. Not even sixteen Dalmatians would keep me here if I had another choice, and that was true even before you tried to tempt me with s'mores.
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Date: 2016-08-01 01:09 am (UTC)Which one's ours?
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Date: 2016-08-01 01:19 am (UTC)If you divorce me you couldn't meet them tomorrow.
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Date: 2016-08-01 01:52 am (UTC)No, I will come home to the wife that I love even more than these tiny Dalmatians just as soon as the morning shift comes in five hours early, with the night staff out sick. Not even sixteen Dalmatians would keep me here if I had another choice, and that was true even before you tried to tempt me with s'mores.
and that, for the record, wasn't teasing.
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Date: 2016-08-01 02:32 am (UTC)It's possible I never will. You might need to come to terms with it.
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Date: 2016-08-01 02:37 am (UTC)[Casually ignoring the fact that once they got to the hotel room, she almost did.]
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Date: 2016-08-01 03:13 am (UTC)( also why would anyone say that... Colloquialisms are so strange. )
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Date: 2016-08-01 03:31 am (UTC)( he doesn't even need to be with her in person for that to come off stone cold serious. )
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