CUDDLR.

[dishearten]

GRAHAM (34) married. need friends for achieving incentive.

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YES / MATCH / TICK
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NO / CROSS
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Comments

[burnthewicked]

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[dishearten]

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( it took him embarrassingly long to figure out how to respond... he's not good with computers. )

hello. nice to meet you... ah, Melinda?

[gbpp]

{Running default cuddlr response.}
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[dishearten]

( automated cuddlr spam? thanks, but no thanks. )

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[mindmeld]

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[ Friends are acceptable. Well. Possibly not friends, they are difficult to make, but acquaintanceship? ]

[dishearten]

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( the last time his cuddlr got it a hit, apparently it was automated spam. he hopes that's not the case now. )

I do like chess. do you play a lot?

[mantle]

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Emma mentioned you were here.

[dishearten]

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( Emma didn't mention it the other way around, unfortunately, so this is a bit of a surprise. still, there's been a lot going on between them, he can't be too angry about it. )

yes, I'm here.
I missed you, Ruby. Red, I suppose. I'm glad to see you again.

[vesperal]

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happily married. what's that like?

[dishearten]

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wonderful. truly wonderful. one of the best things I've ever experienced.
makes me stick out a bit around here, though. I appreciate the chance, even despite the ring.

[causational]

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I could use more friends here.

[dishearten]

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I'm told there's no such thing as too many friends.
a detective? have you found work at the local precinct?

( Graham doesn't have anything about his former job on his profile, but he was technically a sheriff for twenty eight years, so... )

[cosmik]

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so u have no interests at all besides making friends 👀📝

[dishearten]

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I might, but I'm not sure it'd help me make any

I like puzzles, s'mores, dogs, and nature. does that help?

[pixee]

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finally!! the very famous graham
enclosed in a small rectangle but all the same, finally

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there's more to me than a rectangle, you'll have to take my word for it

tinker bell. should I hazard a guess that you're not just named after a spunky green fairy?

( one good thing about being from the enchanted forest is that he can believe in a fairy when he meets one! )

[heavenlies]

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You have very sad eyes. I'd love to be your friend, if you'd like. :)

[dishearten]

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eyes can be sad?

I'd welcome a friend. Anna, is it? I've another friend by that name, here.

( a redheaded princess, actually. tbh Anna squared would be an awesome combo. )

[trouvaille]

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I'm sort of engaged? I don't know where to go from 'married and friendless', conversation-wise.

[dishearten]

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sort of? I didn't realize there was much of a middle ground. I'm entirely married, for the record.

I'm told I'm a bit graceless when it comes to conversation, but I think common interest would be a good start.

[gameboards]

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Friends, hmm?

[dishearten]

yes. only friends. I thought it wise to be upfront about that.

( people might be less inclined toward interacting with him knowing he can't get them to their incentive particularly fast, but platonic intimacy is the only kind he can offer. )

is that all right?

[sheriffing]

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[Graham-still-no-last-name, huh. don't ask her why she's checking this, she honestly doesn't know.]

[dishearten]

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( look, he does not know either. are you into married men, Emma, because that's disquieting. even if not answering would probably be easier, graham finds himself incredibly incapable of it. )

looking for a friendly rematch?

( emphasis on friendly. that awkward moment when you're friend-zoning your wife... )

[bloggings]

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looking for a friend cuddle too tbh

she's so adorable though

[dishearten]

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they say great minds think alike.
Iris, is it.

( yeah he checked her profile before responding. so sue him )

[rayburn]

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What about friends for Poker and Pool nights?

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aye, could agree to that
far better spot at billiards than poker though, I confess.