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Date: 2016-04-01 09:23 pm (UTC)
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[For a while there, texting led to sexting and (eventually) sex. Now it's all don't forget the milk and what time did the dogs go out?, and even though Emma is good with those things, she misses the ones that were a little more meaningful than passing reminders.]

If you're late I'll eat it all.
pic attached.


[She ordered the pizzas and the vegetables are mostly for show, but if he needs a reason to get home on time, the promise of dinner on the porch might keep him from working later than he has to. It's a nice night, they should spend it together.]

Date: 2016-04-02 05:42 am (UTC)
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She's just trying to catch up to her brothers.
And she does like the crust.


[It's not technically for dogs, but theirs would never know it. They stare, Emma drops a few pieces. She can't help it, she knows what it's like to be hungry (or greedy, they could just be greedy). ]

Date: 2016-04-02 06:34 am (UTC)
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That's not true.
I feed her the crust because it buys me a few seconds to eat while she chews.


[Also because Emma likes it the least.]

Date: 2016-04-02 06:53 am (UTC)
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then what would Marshmallow eat?

[Dog food? She'll eat it but it's not her favorite.]

Date: 2016-04-02 07:02 am (UTC)
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she eats that too.
then she shouldn't look at me with those pleading eyes.


[When Marshmallow stops, Emma will stop.]

Date: 2016-04-02 07:11 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sheriffing
or I could keep feeding her.
I feed you, too.


[No one's in danger of going hungry.]

Date: 2016-04-02 07:26 am (UTC)
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You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached to you, Graham.

[How many times has she had to drop a lunch off this week alone?]

Date: 2016-04-02 07:34 am (UTC)
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Except lunch.
And if I'm already spoiling her owner...


[The dog gets a little spoiling, too.

Date: 2016-04-02 07:49 am (UTC)
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Or pizza crust.

[It could be worse, Graham.]

Date: 2016-04-02 07:57 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sheriffing
how about we compromise and I throw the crust so she has to chase after it before she eats it?

[ Exercise and a snack, it just makes sense.]

Date: 2016-04-02 08:00 am (UTC)
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what if I gave him his own?

[ once again, problem solved.]

Date: 2016-04-02 08:04 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sheriffing
crusts don't have toppings.

[ so the dogs can have them. ]

Date: 2016-04-02 08:12 am (UTC)
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I got my husband dessert.

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